My Point of View of the Gulf Oil Spill

One night I was swimming through the Gulf of Mexico. I was out late about 11:00pm, all of sudden i heard a large, enormous, huge, giantitic explosion that shaked my senses like a gunshot next to my head. A little while after, I saw a giant ball of fire then, I felt the heat comes towards me and I swear to you, the water on my face was dried off. All of this happen when I came up to take in the scenery of the night sky, hours later I free floating on the surface deaf, shaken, and disoriented. When dawn came and the sun was shining on me as I lay there, I felt this slimy goowy substance covering me. Later in the day I was dying because I couldn't swim away, it so slimy I couldn't breathe right because mostly breathing in the crude oil. As I was lying there dying I thought about my pass life and I accomplished during my twelve years of life. During my final hours on earth I ask God to pull the plug to end my misery. When I left this messed up world I felt relieve because I didn't have to suffer anymore, here in Heaven it's really great, this picture here is me - dead